Tuesday, August 14, 2007

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THE FEATURE

The Feature's Boneless Creature Chili

makes: sound-sounds; serves select audio enthusiasts; great as leftovers

1 tablespoon preparation of procrastination
1 cup chopped recordings of daily activity
3/4 cup chopped bald eagle screech
3 cloves of guitar, reversed
3 tablespoons chili willy chum scum
1 teaspoon pitched down sound
1/2 teaspoon of midi sync
2 dashes of frustration, drained
one 28 oz can of crushed dreams
1 case beer
one 4 oz can diced frequencies
3 cups of enhanced audio techniques
1/8 oz of green teaze, dried
1/4 teaspoon emotional feedback

1.
plug in your devices and lock in your vices. add the found sounds, bell tappers, and kick drums; mixing, stirring, until the accident happens, about 2 hours. turn knobs, trigger sounds until absorbed. Drink your beer.

2.
stir in crushed dreams, frustration, and reversed guitar; bring to a toil. add some technology, pills, and shots; return to a spoil. reduce hate and shimmer, covered, 30 minutes, mixing occasionally. uncover and smok'em 15 minutes longer, stirring occasionally. transfer files to a player and serve.

variation:
for a meaty texture, stir in headphones or horns vulgarity 10 minutes before chili is finished mixing or plug into fx and route audio to desired consistency.



2 Comments:

Blogger Che said...

Yay! :)

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha who needs a playlist! :)

3:13 PM  

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