The Feature's Boneless Creature Chili
makes: sound-sounds; serves select audio enthusiasts; great as leftovers
1 tablespoon preparation of procrastination
1 cup chopped recordings of daily activity
3/4 cup chopped bald eagle screech
3 cloves of guitar, reversed
3 tablespoons chili willy chum scum
1 teaspoon pitched down sound
1/2 teaspoon of midi sync
2 dashes of frustration, drained
one 28 oz can of crushed dreams
1 case beer
one 4 oz can diced frequencies
3 cups of enhanced audio techniques
1/8 oz of green teaze, dried
1/4 teaspoon emotional feedback
plug in your devices and lock in your vices. add the found sounds, bell tappers, and kick drums; mixing, stirring, until the accident happens, about 2 hours. turn knobs, trigger sounds until absorbed. Drink your beer.
stir in crushed dreams, frustration, and reversed guitar; bring to a toil. add some technology, pills, and shots; return to a spoil. reduce hate and shimmer, covered, 30 minutes, mixing occasionally. uncover and smok'em 15 minutes longer, stirring occasionally. transfer files to a player and serve.
for a meaty texture, stir in headphones or horns vulgarity 10 minutes before chili is finished mixing or plug into fx and route audio to desired consistency.